Monday, 28 January 2013

Ask me

'Ask me' the original
My preferred version

Ask me why do philosophy
Ask me what do I feel about you
Forgive me if I say that I haven't got a clue

Ask me why do I dream of you
Ask me why do I still miss you
How I wish I could actually answer you

I really just want to sleep

When the teenage lovebirds next door get too loud
the manager knocks on the door and says.
"May I come inside?"

As time moves on, and the seconds tick by,
the Indian lover outside booms.
"Wifey! I am coming in!"
(Only to find his son already inside)

The night flies by and the fireworks die.
The girl in her low sweet voice whispers.
"You guys were so lovely. Please come again."

So they finished their movie, Dora the Explorer,
and their tub of ice-cream too.
If you were thinking dirty, then shame,
shame on you.



Something written quite some time ago.