A variation that was surprising easy to make.
Mutual mental masturbation
*chorus*Hanging to your words for salvation
And your pretentious sophistication
Never mind, unexpected complications
*chorus*
When I look into your deep blue eyes
I see a Sydney summer morning sky
An aroma of coffee slowly drifting by
with a cheeky twist of chilli on the side
*chorus*
When you turned to look me in the eye.
All I saw was a smile from the divine.
And I thought I was going to die,
Until the [scent] of your body
Reminded me I'm still very alive
*chorus*
Mutual mental masturbation
Wondering whether I ever caught your attention.
Or was it just a cheeky flirtation?
Mutual mental masturbation
Simple mental masturbation
Regardless of whether there was any attraction
Your smile is definately non-fiction
Because it's only mental masturbation
Wrote the song just to catch your attention
To hear you laugh for aural stimulation
Now that I've got your attentiion
A smile if you please, for consolation
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