As promised something a little more light-hearted

Well, this is a song written quite a while ago but never really played. Those who know the song I am talking about would know it's short names, 'the triple m', or 'mmm'. But to those yet to have their minds corrupted by the fishiness of the fishy philosopher, I present to you:

Mutual Mental Masturbation

*chorus*

Mutual mental masturbation, hanging to your words for salvation
And your pretentious sophistication
Never mind, unexpected complications

*chorus*

When you show me your, artistic side
And a twinkling star appears, inside your eyes
Whatever you say becomes music, from the divine
*chorus*

You look so handsome, in my eyes
Your voice, so manly, even if you're
just telling a lie
Yet still I want to sing you my praise till the day I die
*chorus*

Mutual mental masturbation
Just waiting for your affections
Even if just a little attention
I'll carry all your complicated relations

(finale 1)
Mutual mental masturbation
Psychological complication and your
messy mental frustrations still
never dull my affections.
Because it's just mental masturbation
Just another night of masturbation
A night of uncomplicated gratification

male solo

Mutual mental masturbation
like intercourse of perfection
Totally guaranteed satisfaction
Intercourse meant as conversation
And if you were thinking of fornication
Then your mind needs good purification

duo

Mutual mental masturbation
Innocent mental masturbation
Like all the other nights of masturbations
Because it's only mental masturbation
An orgasm by imagination
It's ecstasy of mental sensation
Without need for post-event sanitisation

But let's be honest who doesn't prefer
Actual------- fornication   





Note:

This song was written while observing the interactions/intercourse between 2.50 guy and his partner. Nothing unseemly, or indecent was involved.